masseffectheadcanons:

“Wrex and Garrus are the tightest bros ever. I’m talking Legolas and Gimli, but in space.”
Submitted by wattsworth.

Wrex: Oh come on, we can take ‘em. 
Sheperd: It’s a long way. 
Wrex: Toss me. 
Sheperd: What? 
Wrex: I cannot jump the distance, you’ll have to toss me. 
[pauses, looks up at Sheperd] 
Wrex: Don’t tell the Turian. 

masseffectheadcanons:

“Wrex and Garrus are the tightest bros ever. I’m talking Legolas and Gimli, but in space.”

Submitted by wattsworth.

Wrex: Oh come on, we can take ‘em. 

Sheperd: It’s a long way. 

Wrex: Toss me. 

Sheperd: What? 

Wrex: I cannot jump the distance, you’ll have to toss me. 

[pauses, looks up at Sheperd] 

Wrex: Don’t tell the Turian. 

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